10 Signs You’re Not in the Best Shape of Your Life
When you look down in the shower all you see is belly and the tip of your second toe. You have a 0% chance of putting on your shoes without sitting in a chair. You [...]
10 Signs You May Not Finish the Marathon
These signs are giving me the feeling it's going to be a tough run: Breakfast...McDonalds. Lunch....McDonalds. Dinner.....McDonalds. While waiting in the start corral you are wondering if wearing a brand new pair of shoes is [...]
10 Signs You May Be a Runner
You live in the United States and actually know how far a kilometer is. You're covered in lube and have no plans of sex. There are two sets of blue jeans in your closet: one [...]
You Might Be a Runner If…
You're not embarrassed to show someone where your hamstring *really* hurts. You could watch a whole marathon and not be bored. You can use endorphins in a sentence. You check out the running stores for [...]