10 Guys I’m Pretty Sure I Can Beat In a Race
I’m not making fun of any of these people (OK a few of them), I’m just saying if I’m standing at the pearly gates and God tells me I can come in if I can be ten people in a race. I’m going with these 10.
Despite his super turbo shoes I am pretty sure I can take this guy in a 10K. But I’m going to let you tell him he lost
No, not the dead guy, that would be too easy. I’m talking about the guy in front who’s the front runner for the most awkward photo award
When a Rainbow flag just won’t do it (not that there’s anything wrong with it) nothing says you can outrun me like a Mazda Miata, Spuds McKenzie, and garland.
The only problem I see here is that after each time I beat him, he’s just going to go back in time and run it again.
Yes he did but I think I can beat him
Anyone who gets a bruise from making a muscle may not have the strongest leg muscles
I owe him a good ass kicking as many times as he’s rolled me over the past few years
No photoshop here. Ironically this is how my legs feel after a long race
I’ve already beaten many a gay vampire in some half marathons so I don’t think this one will be any faster
April 15, 2008
9:35 PM
HHAAHAAHAHA
thanks for the laughs :)
April 16, 2008
5:15 PM
haha this is awesome
April 16, 2008
5:18 PM
Dude I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time.
ONE THING THO:
Definitely could’ve done without the item that was simply you making fun of some r-tards; not so funny.
April 16, 2008
5:20 PM
Dude the girl with the elephantitus of the legs, what’s up with that?
April 16, 2008
5:24 PM
Wow, way to grab a bunch of old internet pics and add lame comments to them. Great job champ.
April 16, 2008
5:27 PM
I’m pretty sure that “guy” in front of the coffin is a lady. Check the tits. Plus, they have been crying. I think you should take that photo down… it could easily by that kid in the coffin’s mom.
April 16, 2008
5:32 PM
Oddly enough, the last picture is an ad “Should Hillary Quit?”
I’m pretty sure you could beat her in a race as well.
April 16, 2008
5:39 PM
That’s some funny shit…Keep all the pics up…”and when I say retard I mean they can do anything” hhahaha
April 16, 2008
5:49 PM
U FUNNYS
April 16, 2008
5:50 PM
are you really using a class picture from a special needs class and making fun of them? I can take a joke, don’t get me wrong, but have some tact. and grow up.
April 16, 2008
5:54 PM
The woman suffers from Proteus Syndrome.
Here’s her website :
http://www.mandysellars.com/index.html?_ret_=return
April 16, 2008
6:02 PM
Haha @ the above hypocrites. Yeah taking the piss out of the ’special class’ is just not on! But everyone’s a comedian when it comes to any other social disfigurement! AND THAT IS JUST A-OK !
ROCK ON!!